Facing the Furry Furies

Wooo, I'm back, and ready to ruuummmmbble! That almond filled me right up. 

Now, while I was digesting, I got this thought into my head, and I couldn't get it out. And so I'm wondering, do you believe me? Like, when I said I defeated loads of beasties? 

So I thought, just for any doubters out there, I'd give a demonstration of my 

Awesome Skills of Amazing Goodness. (ASAG)

Let me just put on my hat...

Isn't it so spiffing?

And now I'm ready to face some beasts I scouted out a few days ago.

Wish me luck! (Not that I'll need it)

Chaaaaarge!

Oh man, I look so good in this hat.

Sorry about the shaky camera, but it was cold in the cave. And no, in no possible way was I in any way shaking because of nerves. Nope, not I.

Here, let me show you a picture of the beasts themselves.

Scary buggers, aren't they!

And then... I attacked! Quick as a jaguar, I rolled towards them, and began to pummel them!

I'm so very brave, look at me just fearlessly abusing small kittens!

I definitely had the upper hand at first, and was quite literally rolling over the smaller of the two beasts.

But then I met their back legs.

My hat fell off...

                  And we fought.                                                                              And tussled

 And fought.                          And one of them hurt me                   And fought.

 
                And I got some nasty boo-boos

And I finally managed to run away, phew, those beasts were nasty!

I grabbed my hat!

But I'm alive, and I can say I faced one more beast.

I am so amazing!!!

Now I'm back at the base, and I'm going to find some food.

The cold of that cave seems to be affecting my face, as it's stuck in a state of shock.

And I'm still shaking. NOT FROM NERVES.

Maybe I need food. Yeah, I bet that's it. After fighting so well, I need some nourishment.

See you later!

I look so brave here!

Bwuk out!