He's Still Alive!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

 I reused a photo, shh.

Woah! I stopped falling... It's all dark...

Hard to believe, but I look even better in the dark.

Let me just get a fire started...

 Be patient!

There we go! I used an emergency flare to start the fire.

I got that fire started quickly, eh?

Wow, it's late. I better sleep a little, and try to repair my vehicle in the morning.

 I look tiredly handsome, don't I?

ZzzzZzzZzzzZZzzz... AH! I'm awake.

Time to repair my Bwuky Mobile.

Some people have bedhead, but not me.

My vehicle doesn't look that broken, just into two pieces.

Won't be a hard repair job for someone as good as me.

Oh look, some spare parts lying conveniently around!

Maybe for someone as bad as you at repairing, it would be hard...

With these, I'll get it fixed in no time at all!

Then I'll finally get back home, where I can eat!

I mean, I'm not that far away from home, am I?

-Five minutes later-

Ah hah! Good as refurbished! Told you I could do it.

Now let me just consult my internal map, by which I mean my 

powerful mind...

Yeah. Blindfold me, spin me around five hundred times, and I can still tell you where north is.

Okay, time to get in and go home. Actually, more importantly, time to get in

and find food. Soooo hunngry.

Drive like the wind, Bwuky Mobile!

Okay, I didn't see any food on the way back, which was a shame, but I have to have

something to eat at home.

 Hmm, do I?

Wait! What's that?! Food? Oh please let it me food.

Wonderful wonders! It's an M&M! Chocolate goodness.

Still, I'll have to find something more substantial to eat later.

 Let me just eat this, and I'll wrap up another

amazing episode of Bwuky!

Mmmmmm

 

 That was good. Anyways folks, thanks for viewing!

 Bye.

And I faced another dangerous monster. Heh. This goes in 

my diary.

As always, I look brave.

The end.

Cowardice Conquered

After my epic encounter, I had several days rest and food, but now I'm back, and ready to bring you on a new, awesome adventure. Now, some of you may still think that I can't defeat a beast. Well, let me tell you something.

Heehee, spoiler on the left.

 

 When we bouncy balls were created, we weren't given any natural weapons, we don't have claws, or arms, or anything. All we have is our amazing intelligence and ingenuity.

And of course, our ability to bounce. Helps when falling from tall places.

I can see I'm as handsome as ever.

And what do we do with this ingenuity? We build things that make up for our lack of claws.

(Let me tell you, building without hands is hard)

And this machine is a fine specimen of bouncy ball craftsmanship. 

 Take a look...

It's a beauty, isn't it?

I outfitted it myself for war. It can handle every type of terrain, and it has a really comfortable seat!

Now, I'll be having another go at the monsters I showed you last week, but this time, I'll have this.

Bring it, beasties!

It is so on.

Really powerful engine. It's a bit of a long drive, but this thing goes faster than chess players mind's.

Here's me speeding along...

Told you it was fast

 Well, I arrived,  this time on top of a cliff, overlooking the cave that the beasts are in.

Going to get out of my vehicle...

So, if they are there, and not off hunting, I'm going to jump down and attack them.

After I defeat them, I'll declaw them, so they can't hurt anymore innocent bouncy balls.

  Dramatic music!

 OMGEEEEE! AIEEE, IT'S HUGEEE! I CAN'T WIN!

RUNNNNNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

 Too big! Even I couldn't take that!

Maybe a slight overreaction, but now I need to run! It sees me!

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

 

 IT'S GAINING ON ME!

 Phew! It pushed me into my all-terran vehicle, now I can get away!

You'll never take me alive, foul beastie!

It scratched my paint job...

 

Man, that monster was fast!

 

 And I finally managed to get away. Wow, that was close...

All thanks to my amazing driving skills.

Now I can return to base, eat a new meal, a bandage my poor head, where the beast hit me when it knocked me into my vehicle. Luckily, I can think just fine, so there's no damage to my amazing brain.

Maybe my eyesight was damaged a little...

WHAT? IT'S A CLIFF! Reverse! Reverse you stupid machine! Nooooooooo!

 

-To be continued-