He's Still Alive!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

 I reused a photo, shh.

Woah! I stopped falling... It's all dark...

Hard to believe, but I look even better in the dark.

Let me just get a fire started...

 Be patient!

There we go! I used an emergency flare to start the fire.

I got that fire started quickly, eh?

Wow, it's late. I better sleep a little, and try to repair my vehicle in the morning.

 I look tiredly handsome, don't I?

ZzzzZzzZzzzZZzzz... AH! I'm awake.

Time to repair my Bwuky Mobile.

Some people have bedhead, but not me.

My vehicle doesn't look that broken, just into two pieces.

Won't be a hard repair job for someone as good as me.

Oh look, some spare parts lying conveniently around!

Maybe for someone as bad as you at repairing, it would be hard...

With these, I'll get it fixed in no time at all!

Then I'll finally get back home, where I can eat!

I mean, I'm not that far away from home, am I?

-Five minutes later-

Ah hah! Good as refurbished! Told you I could do it.

Now let me just consult my internal map, by which I mean my 

powerful mind...

Yeah. Blindfold me, spin me around five hundred times, and I can still tell you where north is.

Okay, time to get in and go home. Actually, more importantly, time to get in

and find food. Soooo hunngry.

Drive like the wind, Bwuky Mobile!

Okay, I didn't see any food on the way back, which was a shame, but I have to have

something to eat at home.

 Hmm, do I?

Wait! What's that?! Food? Oh please let it me food.

Wonderful wonders! It's an M&M! Chocolate goodness.

Still, I'll have to find something more substantial to eat later.

 Let me just eat this, and I'll wrap up another

amazing episode of Bwuky!

Mmmmmm

 

 That was good. Anyways folks, thanks for viewing!

 Bye.

And I faced another dangerous monster. Heh. This goes in 

my diary.

As always, I look brave.

The end.

Cowardice Conquered

After my epic encounter, I had several days rest and food, but now I'm back, and ready to bring you on a new, awesome adventure. Now, some of you may still think that I can't defeat a beast. Well, let me tell you something.

Heehee, spoiler on the left.

 

 When we bouncy balls were created, we weren't given any natural weapons, we don't have claws, or arms, or anything. All we have is our amazing intelligence and ingenuity.

And of course, our ability to bounce. Helps when falling from tall places.

I can see I'm as handsome as ever.

And what do we do with this ingenuity? We build things that make up for our lack of claws.

(Let me tell you, building without hands is hard)

And this machine is a fine specimen of bouncy ball craftsmanship. 

 Take a look...

It's a beauty, isn't it?

I outfitted it myself for war. It can handle every type of terrain, and it has a really comfortable seat!

Now, I'll be having another go at the monsters I showed you last week, but this time, I'll have this.

Bring it, beasties!

It is so on.

Really powerful engine. It's a bit of a long drive, but this thing goes faster than chess players mind's.

Here's me speeding along...

Told you it was fast

 Well, I arrived,  this time on top of a cliff, overlooking the cave that the beasts are in.

Going to get out of my vehicle...

So, if they are there, and not off hunting, I'm going to jump down and attack them.

After I defeat them, I'll declaw them, so they can't hurt anymore innocent bouncy balls.

  Dramatic music!

 OMGEEEEE! AIEEE, IT'S HUGEEE! I CAN'T WIN!

RUNNNNNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

 Too big! Even I couldn't take that!

Maybe a slight overreaction, but now I need to run! It sees me!

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

 

 IT'S GAINING ON ME!

 Phew! It pushed me into my all-terran vehicle, now I can get away!

You'll never take me alive, foul beastie!

It scratched my paint job...

 

Man, that monster was fast!

 

 And I finally managed to get away. Wow, that was close...

All thanks to my amazing driving skills.

Now I can return to base, eat a new meal, a bandage my poor head, where the beast hit me when it knocked me into my vehicle. Luckily, I can think just fine, so there's no damage to my amazing brain.

Maybe my eyesight was damaged a little...

WHAT? IT'S A CLIFF! Reverse! Reverse you stupid machine! Nooooooooo!

 

-To be continued-

Facing the Furry Furies

Wooo, I'm back, and ready to ruuummmmbble! That almond filled me right up. 

Now, while I was digesting, I got this thought into my head, and I couldn't get it out. And so I'm wondering, do you believe me? Like, when I said I defeated loads of beasties? 

So I thought, just for any doubters out there, I'd give a demonstration of my 

Awesome Skills of Amazing Goodness. (ASAG)

Let me just put on my hat...

Isn't it so spiffing?

And now I'm ready to face some beasts I scouted out a few days ago.

Wish me luck! (Not that I'll need it)

Chaaaaarge!

Oh man, I look so good in this hat.

Sorry about the shaky camera, but it was cold in the cave. And no, in no possible way was I in any way shaking because of nerves. Nope, not I.

Here, let me show you a picture of the beasts themselves.

Scary buggers, aren't they!

And then... I attacked! Quick as a jaguar, I rolled towards them, and began to pummel them!

I'm so very brave, look at me just fearlessly abusing small kittens!

I definitely had the upper hand at first, and was quite literally rolling over the smaller of the two beasts.

But then I met their back legs.

My hat fell off...

                  And we fought.                                                                              And tussled

 And fought.                          And one of them hurt me                   And fought.

 
                And I got some nasty boo-boos

And I finally managed to run away, phew, those beasts were nasty!

I grabbed my hat!

But I'm alive, and I can say I faced one more beast.

I am so amazing!!!

Now I'm back at the base, and I'm going to find some food.

The cold of that cave seems to be affecting my face, as it's stuck in a state of shock.

And I'm still shaking. NOT FROM NERVES.

Maybe I need food. Yeah, I bet that's it. After fighting so well, I need some nourishment.

See you later!

I look so brave here!

Bwuk out!